I was gonna cheese it up...but I really don't want that Westlife CD.

Well if you win, you can give it to your gran

http://www.videosift.com/video/Chesney-Hawkes-The-One-And-Only
I've clearly already won with this. Shows over folks

The nice thing about voting on cheese fest vids is sending them to the fornt page will inflict them on everyone and share the suffering.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bryan-Adams-Heaven

oh, and while I'm pimping, a semi unrelated piece of cheese:
http://www.videosift.com/video/She-Ra-Princess-of-Power-Awesome-Series-Intro

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/cheese-iditozobel.jpg

http://www.videosift.com/video/Ballad-of-Bilbo-Baggins-as-Sung-by-Leonard-Nimoy

I love it! Wish schmawy was here. Hopefully he'll be back REAL soon.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bonnie-Tyler-Holding-Out-For-A-Hero

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I love it! Wish schmawy was here. Hopefully he'll be back REAL soon.


If this dosen't summon him, we will have to go rescue him from the evil clutches of whatever.

2 Cheese classics: http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-sings-Mr-Tambourine-Man

http://www.videosift.com/video/Shat-tastic-rendition-of-Lucy-in-the-Sky-with-Diamonds

I'll sweeten the pot by giving two *promotes to the winner. And if I somehow get the most votes, then I'll give them to whomever comes in second place. I'll let AC decide when the contest ends, as this is her baby. I'm not the father.

sorry anyone has to even watch this in order to vote for it:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Gibson-Lost-In-Your-Eyes
I win.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Cheesy-Euro-Disco-Finlands-Armi-Danny - Yay for Finland and Finnish cheese! How I wish I could have posted this myself! This is an old post, not mine, already sifted, so it is not my official entry. JUst hold on.

Sweet, I love cheese.

Do You Want A Banana - http://www.videosift.com/video/Do-You-Want-A-Bannana

Shatner Sings Tambourine Man - http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-sings-Mr-Tambourine-Man

Break My Stride on the unforgivably cheesy Solid Gold - http://www.videosift.com/video/Mathew-Wilder-Break-My-Stride-Unlive-on-Solid-Gold

Brecker Brothers - Skunk Funk http://www.videosift.com/video/Brecker-Brothers-Some-Skunk-Funk

Manic Depresso (horrible Mr. Bungle ripoff) http://www.videosift.com/video/Sykotic-Sinfony-Manic-Depresso

Debbie Deb - Look Out Weekend http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Deb-Look-Out-Weekend

oh, and it's been buildin' up and buildin' up...and now it's SOLID! Solid as a rock! ...knock knock knock on wood...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Ashford-Simpson-Solid

OK, this is my own actual entry: http://www.videosift.com/video/Michael-Bolton-How-Am-I-Supposed-To-Live-Without-Cheese

>> ^laura:
sorry anyone has to even watch this in order to vote for it:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Gibson-Lost-In-Your-Eyes
I win.

Back in high school, we created alternate lyrics for this song:

I get lost in your thighs,
as I feel my penis rise.

I don't remember anymore than that.

and oh, I wanna *sticky this , now that I can =)_

Stickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by mintbbb.

I'm going to cheat: http://www.videosift.com/video/Jimmy-Kimmel-Im-Fking-Ben-Affleck

And, I'm going to go ahead and *quality this bad boy before one of you other snipes beat me to it!!!

Awarding alien_concept with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by blankfist.

Why's this in the gay channel? Christ I give up.

"Have you never been mellooooow?"

Awright! I love a good cheesfest. And I got one from the 60s as well as the 80s. That should do for now…

[edit] OK just one more. Someone help me, I can't stop...!

>> ^berticus:
Why's this in the gay channel? Christ I give up.


Berticus, the term "gay" has come to mean much much more than just a sexual orientation these days. In our household, we are very rainbow friendly yet we still find ourselves labeling things/people/events as "gay" whenever a certain vibe (which is difficult to describe...let's just say a certain "je ne sais quoi") is flamboyantly present.
I would say that cheese falls into that category.

I'm not questioning your subjective meaning of the word, laura, I'm questioning why this topic is in the gay CHANNEL which IS for gay (as in homosexual and related) issues, and NOT "issues of a certain vibe that some people have associated with the word gay".

Before you tell me to lighten up, take into account that this is just the latest in a huge series of things that have been mis-labelled gay, and this is one of the only times I've said something about it.

You only started this so people would vote for that terrible video.

>> ^alien_concept:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Chesney-Hawkes-The-One-And-Only
I've clearly already won with this. Shows over folks

My entry:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dream-Evil-Book-of-Heavy-Metal-March-of-the-Metallians

>> ^berticus:
I'm not questioning your subjective meaning of the word, laura, I'm questioning why this topic is in the gay CHANNEL which IS for gay (as in homosexual and related) issues, and NOT "issues of a certain vibe that some people have associated with the word gay".
Before you tell me to lighten up, take into account that this is just the latest in a huge series of things that have been mis-labelled gay, and this is one of the only times I've said something about it.


Yo! Mon! First - I love you, because you care. Second, I find your comments above gay! I can totally relate because I was a closet Hetro, until I decided that it wasn't anyones business except my own as to who turned me on, who I chose to be intimate with, and who I experienced love about. Labels have specific meaning to whomever uses them. "Gay" can mean happy, homosexual, be sarcastic, or silly, depending upon the user of the label. "WTF" really has nothing to do with sexual intercourse for almost everyone using it. So, dude, yes, lighten up and hopefully GET LAYED!! Seriously!! It might change your entire perspective on life. Enjoy!!! A label such as "Gay" can never describe a human being. The "Gay" channel, I am sure, does not want to be a closet!!

Wrapped up like a WHAT!!?!?!?!

http://www.videosift.com/video/Blinded-by-the-Light-Manfred-Mann

Fair one berticus, tag removed. If you wanna come tell me off, you know where my profile is

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I'll sweeten the pot by giving two promotes to the winner. And if I somehow get the most votes, then I'll give them to whomever comes in second place. I'll let AC decide when the contest ends, as this is her baby. I'm not the father.


Not the father?!? Please. You spawned this with Bonnie and you know it

You disgust me
>> ^thinker247:
You only started this so people would vote for that terrible video.
>> ^alien_concept:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Chesney-Hawkes-The-One-And-Only
I've clearly already won with this. Shows over folks

How to sew on a button
http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-sew-on-a-button

This vid may SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!

I win!

^Lamer! They have to be original submissions! You must be prepared to compromise your integrity! Back to work, that goes for Blankfist n' all

beware - this may make you suicidal
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bele-Vrane-Hey-girl

One link,
one click,
http://www.videosift.com/video/Steklovata-Novii-God-New-Year-1
one cheese experience you have never experienced in your experiencing life!

How ‘bout some super-hero cheese?

And I know it’s been killed, but you can’t have a cheesefest without Morris Albert. Someone needs to resurrect this… KP, you know you want to!

I know it is late, but I just HAD to post this since I have an open slot: http://www.videosift.com/video/George-Michael-Careless-Whisper

And Dang, I should have named that 'Careless Cheese'!

As long as we're all pimping our wares:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Winger-Seventeen
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dead-Or-Alive-Brand-New-Lover
http://www.videosift.com/video/Culture-Club-Do-You-Really-Want-To-Hurt-Me
http://www.videosift.com/video/Phil-Collins-One-More-Night
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tiffany-I-Think-Were-Alone-No

NOBODY out-cheeses ME!

I'm thinking we should give this until Tuesday. That gives everyone a chance to vote and the randoms who have no clue about the cheesefest to genuinely upvote this crap. So if everyone can make sure they've got their submissions in by tonight! Just to remind ya, you can make as many entries as you like, don't be shy now. In addition to Kronos's promotes for the winner I will give one promote to second and third also. Good luck ya closet cheesemeisters!

Okies, a third entry - I just renewed my membership (current term expires in about an hour) and it might now show up until after the Labor day.. Better submit when I have 6 slots!

Anyway, another 80's cheesy song, this is interestingly by Princess Stephanie of Monaco, who obviously should never have tried to be a pop singer!

http://www.videosift.com/video/Princess-Stephanie-of-Monaco-Irresistable-1986

>> ^firefly:
And I know it’s been killed, but you can’t have a cheesefest without Morris Albert. Someone needs to resurrect this… KP, you know you want to!


As it's killed, I cant downvote the vid, so i'm downvoting this coment instead. Dont take it personaly

Unlimited submissions you say?

http://www.videosift.com/video/2-Unlimited-No-limit

http://www.videosift.com/video/Simply-Red-Fairground

http://www.videosift.com/video/Lighthouse-Family-Lifted

--
My cheese antidote
http://www.videosift.com/video/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers-Brandy-Youre-a-Fine-Girl

Anyone else tempted to invoke *gay?

not especialy

Hey look, there's a big red button, whose gonna push it?
So long suckers, I have gold:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kylie-Minogue-And-Jason-Donovan-Especially-For-You

Don't make me slap you blanky.

I bring you...Cheese

If I win my address for the Westlife CD is

1 Yemen Road
Yemen

Kthxbrrraaiins

More Cheese
Knight Rider Hasselhoff Cheese and of course The Hoff Dispenses More Cheese

n00b.

>> ^blankfist:
http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/cheese-iditozobel.jpg

I cant believe i just upvoted the Hoff twice.

This is becoming rapidly more disturbing...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Darth-Vader-Explains-Pythagorean-Theorem

Ultimate cheese

I've tried super cheese, now I'll attempt Spidey cheese

oh, the nostalgic cheese..
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sandra-Maria-Magdalena-1985
How come this was not yet submitted:)

Here's a round up of everyone's fromage submissions, last chance to upvote if you've missed something. I'll be announcing the winners in about 15 hours or so, bloody time zones...

Laura

http://www.videosift.com/video/Ashford-Simpson-Solid
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Gibson-Lost-In-Your-Eyes

alien_concept

http://www.videosift.com/video/Chesney-Hawkes-The-One-And-Only
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kylie-Minogue-And-Jason-Donovan-Especially-For-You

Thylan

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bryan-Adams-Heaven
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lighthouse-Family-Lifted
http://www.videosift.com/video/Simply-Red-Fairground
http://www.videosift.com/video/2-Unlimited-No-limit

dystopianfuturetoday

http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-sings-Mr-Tambourine-Man
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mathew-Wilder-Break-My-Stride-Unlive-on-Solid-Gold
http://www.videosift.com/video/Brecker-Brothers-Some-Skunk-Funk
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sykotic-Sinfony-Manic-Depresso
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Deb-Look-Out-Weekend

mintbbb

http://www.videosift.com/video/Michael-Bolton-How-Am-I-Supposed-To-Live-Without-Cheese
http://www.videosift.com/video/Princess-Stephanie-of-Monaco-Irresistable-1986
http://www.videosift.com/video/George-Michael-Careless-Whisper

firefly

http://www.videosift.com/video/Air-Supply-Making-Love-Out-Of-Nothing-At-All
http://www.videosift.com/video/More-superhero-cheese-Spidey-Meets-The-Yeti
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Cyrkle-Red-Rubber-Ball
http://www.videosift.com/video/Peter-Cetera-The-Glory-of-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Theres-Got-To-Be-A-Morning-After
http://www.videosift.com/video/Have-You-Never-Been-Mellloooooww
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rockwell-Somebodys-Watching-Me-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

thinker247

http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

Don_Juan

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-sew-on-a-button


kronosposeidon

http://www.videosift.com/video/Winger-Seventeen
http://www.videosift.com/video/Culture-Club-Do-You-Really-Want-To-Hurt-Me
http://www.videosift.com/video/Phil-Collins-One-More-Night
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dead-Or-Alive-Brand-New-Lover
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tiffany-I-Think-Were-Alone-Now

kulpims

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bele-Vrane-Hey-girl

Eklek

http://www.videosift.com/video/Steklovata-Novii-God-New-Year-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sandra-Maria-Magdalena-1985

Zonbie

http://www.videosift.com/video/Scooch-Flying-The-Flag-Of-CHEESE-For-You
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-hasselhoff-Our-First-Night-Together-Knight-Rider
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-Hasselhoff-Crazy-for-Cheeeese-You

MarineGunrock

http://www.videosift.com/video/Darth-Vader-Explains-Pythagorean-Theorem

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-much-of-this-can-you-stomach-I-made-it-13-Seconds

I win.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Someone-Thought-This-Would-Be-An-Awesome-Music-Video

awesome silly metal cheese

The Cheesefest Anthem!

^ Jesus wept Zonbino! I think you owe it to yourself to own the Cheese channel mate

Oh, I see. Mess up my tag and nobody will vote for my Swedish metal? How unfair. *cries*

>> ^alien_concept:
thinker247
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

OK! The results are in. Last night had to be written off i'm afraid, i'm sure you've all been waiting on tenterhooks, yeah... So here goes!

In third place just pipping mintbbb to the post (with what I think should have won hands down for sheer offensiveness) was firefly with this:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rockwell-Somebodys-Watching-Me-1
Frankly he took this fest to a whole new level, it scared me a little bit. Well done

In second place with the single most cringeworthy thing I have yet witnessed on the net is Eklek with this shitmountain:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Steklovata-Novii-God-New-Year-1
The only cheesefest clip me and my twisted friend Kimbo couldn't finish! Congratulations, i'll never be the same again

And the winner iiiiiiiiiiis.... dystopianfuturetoday!!! Woooo, 2 promotes for you to do with whatever you please. Make kronosposeidon proud, won't you, pfft. And the vid he won with here:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-sings-Mr-Tambourine-Man
For me the real reason you're a winner, is changing minty's tags and renaming Bolton a talentless ass clown, but anyway thank god for your sake you didn't win with Debbie Deb! Poor issy

Quick nod to thinker for wrecking my head for about three minutes with his link change, cheers mate. And Zonbie for showing his true colours and really encompassing the whole thing by posting not one but two Hoff vids. Thanks everyone!!! I'm going away to cleanse, i'll be back this time next year. Adios

Thanks for the cheeseparty AC, and congrats to my other cheesfans on the podium.
and I have my next batch all set aside for next time (muwhahahaha...)

Hooray for cheese

I gotta give DFT two promotes!? But I hate that guy!

Woot, this was fun! Cheesey grats to the winners =)
Time to *unsticky

Unstickying this post from the top of Sift Talk - unsticky requested by mintbbb.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Maxx-Getaway

Oh, I'm sorry, did we stop?